Xenu's Lotto Part One: The Grand Game
(eBook)

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    [synopsis] => Xenu's Lotto is brutal.  No one would choose to participate in it. Bet on it? Sure.  Participate? Not in a million years. 

	In exactly one week, the Earth will be placed into orbit with fifteen hundred other populated worlds and the grand game of Xenu's Lotto will, once again, commence.  Fifteen of these worlds, representing this week's lotto ball drawing, will be chucked down the super massive black hole that resides in the center of the galaxy.  All the civilizations of those worlds will be gone forever with the only record of their existence being the wall plaque awarded by Lord Xenu. 

	Ernie, a meek and mild Walmart store greeter at the time of first contact, gathers all the gumption, he possesses and hatches a plan to travel to the center of the galaxy and save the Earth and reverse his massive faux pas. 

	Together with his ex-wife, her other ex-husband, his unhinged robot, and a quintet of large-clawed aliens, Ernie does indeed set off for the core of the Milky Way. To have any chance at all Ernie will need to catch every lucky break along the way.  He must summon his inner Captain Kirk.  What he summons is his inner Don Knotts.  The lucky breaks don't come.
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