From the Book - First edition.
First. I don't want to be dying in order to tell you these things
Jobs. Fuck. This. List. ; Job description for the dumbest job ever ; The Super Bowl of interruptions ; I am the one woman who has it all ; Undone ; Dear stay-at-home moms and working moms, you're both right
Time-out. Just what I wanted, a whole twenty-four hours of recognition once a year ; "If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy": revised and expanded
Vows. Tiny losses ; If you love your grandparents, go visit them ; Let's have the wedding later ; It's complicated
Time-out. Your cute wedding hashtags twenty years later ; Kids, it's time you know the truth
your mother is a real piece of work
Showdowns. Overshare ; Thank you for including me on this meal train but unfortunately I'm a horrible person ; Your participation trophies are bullshit ; September 17, 2010: the day I turned the car around ; The ghosts of Halloweens past
Time-out. Radiohead song or accurate description of my parenting? ; Are you sure there isn't something else I can do before the end of the school year?
Schools. The walls that define us ; Pro/con: caving to PTO bake sale pressure ; The punching season ; Please don't get murdered at school today ; I don't care if you go to college
Time-out. what do yo think of my son's senior picture that was shot by Annie Leibovitz? ; Anne-Marie Slaughter is my safety word
Bodies. Who does that? ; If you can touch it ; As young as we'll ever be ; Hot-ass chicks ; Ashes to ashes
Time-out. Fifty-one things you should never say to a mother ever ; Is there a parenting expert on this plane?
Freedoms. Do you have faith in me? ; Thirteen with duds ; Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
Last. You are all the joy ; When I die.